January 2011
42 posts
Best.
Boyfriend.
Ever.
This past year, Max took some boyfriend lessons or something because he is KILLING IT in an awesome way right now.
So, so, so, so happy. It’s kind of gross.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when P-Diddy wakes up in the mornin’ feelin’ like Ke$ha
And I am a writer, writer of fictions
I am the heart that you call home
And...
– Decemberists, “Engine Driver”
Next up for Obama: Marriage equality for gay... →
Less than a month after President Obama repealed “don’t ask, don’t tell,” his Justice Department filed its latest brief defending the so-called Defense of Marriage Act - the law that makes gay Americans second-class citizens by outlawing federal recognition of their legal marriages.
I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk...
– Water for Elephants (via inthespine)
thedailywhat:
Time Saver of the Day: Learn how to do a bunch of things faster with this compilation of shortcut tutorials on everyday activities from shoe tying to egg peeling.
[vvv.]
Are you looking for some early 20th century literature? Dude, that’s my jam.
– (via buzzfeed)
True story to me
Daters Are Masochists →
My friend/co-worker Rich writes a dating blog for Marie Claire. This is an article uh.. hmm… “inspired” by me, I suppose.
Overthinking.
It’s time to lose weight. Or firm up, or whatever. I guess I haven’t gained any pounds, but my muscle is turning to fat and that’s gross. I feel gross.
Maybe I should detox as well. Fruit, veggies, water, protein. No snacks, no juice, no soda.
I need to move soon as well. Flee the nest, if you will. I want to find a place in Hoboken because it’s cheaper than Manhattan...
When someone is in your heart, they’re never truly gone. They can come back to...
– For One More Day, Mitch Albom
Mr. Cheney’s heart will never beat at full strength again, doctors say. His new...
– LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN, HELENE COOPER and MICHAEL D. SHEAR
No pulse? That’s freaky.
I knew Dick Cheney didn’t have a heart!
Reagan insider: 'GOP destroyed U.S. economy' →
mohandasgandhi:
Stage 1. Nixon irresponsible, dumps gold, U.S starts spending binge
Richard Nixon’s gold policies get Stockman’s first assault, for defaulting “on American obligations under the 1944 Bretton Woods agreement to balance our accounts with the world.” So for the past 40 years, America’s been living “beyond our means as a nation” on “borrowed prosperity on an epic scale … an...
Same story, different plot.
Okay, I’m back together with Max. But I feel different this time. Maybe because he dated other people this past year. Maybe because I finally realized how happy I am with who I am. Maybe because he looks at me like he did when he first met me.
Whatever the reason I feel different, we’re back together. And this time, I’m not counting down the days until he leaves me again....
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when your dad tells you he is more proud of your dog than you.
HAHHAHAH TRUE STORY
Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands...
– Jack Kerouac; On the Road. (via photosbyivor)
No Chance
dearoldlove:
My future loves don’t stand a chance against my memories of you.
Regrets Only
dearoldlove:
Whenever someone leaves you, one of the things you want is for that person to regret it.