January 2011
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That awkward moment
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when you can’t understand someone even after they’ve repeated it four times.
December 2010
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you see a women relaxing and the dishes aren’t done
BAHAHAHA
“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody...”
– Mark Twain (via flavorpill)
Oh, hello...
…butterflies in my tummy. So good to see you again.
:)
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Year in Review.
2010, here’s looking at you.
NO WORK TOMORROW!!
Office is closed due to inclement weather!
Yay! Now I don’t have to worry about dying trying to make it into the city in a blizzard.
:D
Watchthedailywhat:
Christmas Miracle of the Day: From The New York Times comes the heartwarming tale of a charming couple from Chelsea who mistakenly received hundreds of letters addressed to Santa and decided to try and fulfill them.
[h/t: inothernews.]
nathanieljams:
I Wish It Was Christmas Today |...
Well...
Thursday night, we’re having coffee.
My Cast...
…is so beautiful now.
It’s also preventing me from scratching THIS ETERNAL ITCH ON MY LEFT FOREARM.
“When you date someone it’s like you’re taking a class in them and...”
– Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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Rebound Bro.
Barney: Evening ladies. Oh, I like your brooch. What is that?
Girl: Oh it's a koala bear. I think they're adorable.
Barney: No way! My friend Randy here is the leading expert on koala bears in Australia. He's in town working with the Bronx Zoo.
Girl: You are? That is so cool. What is your favorite thing about koala bears?
Randy: ...their...meat is delicious.
Worst. Week. Ever.
Here I am, typing with a splint on my left wrist. My face is so tender and my left knee is all torn up, which makes me walk with a gimp. I found out today that if my scaphoid has a hairline fracture in it like the ER doctors think, then I have to get a screw put in and then wear a cast for 3 months. In other words, my birthday present would be getting a cast off and weeks of physical therapy to...
Listening to the whole Katy Perry album finally....
