January 2010
92 posts
Solamente.
Deseo esbribir solamente en Español, pero creo que olividaré. Me encanta el idioma.
Jan 28th
A Letter.
Dear Boy with the head full of shoulder-length, dark, curly hair, I really liked your grey denims and leather jacket combo. I’m feeling pretty lonely today and I was wondering if you’d like to cuddle with me. Just for a little while. Then we can make-out and fall asleep under my covers. Please contact me ASAP. Love, The Girl you passed on the street today and didn’t notice...
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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HOW TO USE A SEMICOLON →
I LOVE SEMICOLONS AND HATE WHEN PEOPLE MISUSE THEM, EVEN THOUGH I MISUSE THEM ALL THE TIME.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
Hey There, O'Brien. →
TEAM COCO!
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
I have a very bad feeling...
…that my Macbook is going to die on me soon. I think it’s making those weird clicking noises in the hard drive, warning me of its imminent demise. Also: there is a dog HOWLING outside, like a wolf. But unlike a wolf, it’s high pitched and domestic sounding. Hilarious!
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
Bar Gives Bigger Boobs Better Drinks →
Le Sigh.
Jan 18th
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Jan 14th
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Listenfortheloveofconor: deadgrotty: “Handle With...
Jan 14th
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“When I was a little boy, I remember watching “The Tonight Show with Johnny...”
– Conan O’Brien. (via thedailywhat)
Jan 13th
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WaPo: Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo →
complicatedshoes: Best. Headline. Ever. Oh WashPost - ever clever, you are.
Jan 13th
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01122010
It’s as simple as this: I am Zooey Deschanel’s character (minus a happy ending thus far.) Which is probably why I’m okay with boys by-passing me for prettier, whiter girls. Time to put some effort forth in meeting new people!
Jan 13th
Jan 12th
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6 Fan Theories That Improve Movies →
Jan 12th
“It takes 9.06 hours of sex to burn off six chicken McNuggets.”
– http://www.alternet.org/sex/145016/9_hours_of_sex_5_things_you_can_do_to_burn_off_gross_fast_food_meals/
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Man Goes Blind After Playing Video Games for Four... →
This story would be amazing if it wasn’t so pathetic.
Jan 11th
21st Century "Real Doll" →
Oh man. This would be the perfect gift for someone I know…
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
Humanities and Grad School Don't Mix. →
G-dammit. So not only will I not get a job in a couple months when I graduate, I can’t justify going to grad school either. MY LIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEE!@#$%^&*&^%$#@
Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
Listenmikeypizzle: Sex On Fire by Charlotte Sometimes ...
Jan 9th
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90% of Languages Will Be Extinct... →
No speaka Engrish
Jan 9th
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Research on How the Brain Perceives Time →
Time is in the eye of the beholder. The 4th dimension is too difficult for our three dimensional world.
Jan 9th
Jan 9th
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Hurry up and run, to the one that you love. And...
fuckyeahconor: And he’ll make war, oh war, On who you were before. And he’ll claim all that has spoiled in your heart.
Jan 9th
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